Soothe Your Social Anxiety With This Shouts & Murmurs Piece
People who've never bought something just to justify spending three minutes in a store: go away.
Fellow neurotics: Hi! The New Yorker has a
Bring out a photo album of all the clothing you currently own and show the stall owner that the things he's selling don't really fit with your aesthetic.
It's a nice way to remember, if you're socially awkward, that you don't have to go to great lengths to explain yourself to everyone for your every little decision, because no one's actually paying attention to you, and actually thinking that they do is narcissistic, and maybe you should be worried.